by steelgoatmarket | Apr 1, 2024 | Steel Goat Market
Introducing Our Outrageously Unique Services!
At Steel Goat Marketplace, we believe that life’s quirks deserve solutions that are just as quirky—and that’s where our band of merry mischief-makers steps in! From hilariously helpful wizards to stealthy ninjas armed with laughter, we’re here to turn your ordinary days into extraordinary adventures. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the delightful details of our April Fools’ Day extravaganza!
1. Wizard Wand Repair: Ever had your spellcasting adventures take an unexpected turn? Fear not! Our team of whimsical wizards specializes in restoring your trusty wands to their magical glory, one abracadabra at a time. Because when spells go awry, laughter is the best remedy!
2. Ninja Noise Reduction: Say goodbye to noisy neighbors and raucous parties with our stealthy solutions! Our ninja noise reduction experts guarantee to make disturbances vanish into thin air—leaving behind nothing but peace, quiet, and a few mysterious smiles.
3. Superhero Sidekick Academy: Dreaming of joining forces with your favorite superheroes? Look no further than our Superhero Sidekick Academy! From mastering dramatic entrances to perfecting witty one-liners, our training courses are designed to turn you into the ultimate wingman (or woman) for justice.
4. Fairy Godparent Matchmaking: Wishing upon a star for a little magical intervention? Your fairy godparent awaits! Our matchmaking service pairs you with the perfect whimsical companion for wishes granted with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a whole lot of laughter.
5. Sasquatch Spa Retreat: Even cryptids deserve a little pampering! Escape to our luxurious spa retreat nestled in the wilderness, where Bigfoot himself enjoys the finer things in life. From forest-inspired facials to hot stone massages, prepare to relax, rejuvenate, and maybe even spot a sasquatch or two!
6. Dragon Fire Extinguisher Service: When dragons breathe fire, we bring the chill! Our dragon fire extinguisher service specializes in extinguishing flames with speed, precision, and a hearty dose of humor. Because why fight fire with fear when you can fight it with laughter?
Join the Fun: Ready to dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme and the absurd becomes the extraordinary? Join us on this April Fools’ Day adventure and discover the magic of our outrageously unique services! Whether you’re in need of a laugh or a helping hand, we’ve got you covered.
Disclaimer: While our services may sound too good to be true, rest assured that our commitment to spreading joy and laughter is as real as it gets. Happy April Fools’ Day, dear friends—may your pranks be plentiful and your laughter contagious!
by steelgoatmarket | Dec 29, 2023 | Penn Hills Community GOATS, Steel Goat Market
Penn Hills, nestled in the heart of Western Pennsylvania, is home to a true advocate of nature education—Maria Wheeler-Dubas. As the founder and primary educator of Backyard Nature, Maria has dedicated over two decades to unveiling the marvels of the natural world to children and families. Her expertise, honed through an undergraduate degree and Ph.D. in biology, spans across diverse educational landscapes, including universities, zoos, museums, and botanic gardens.
A Champion of Accessibility
Maria’s passion lies in making nature education accessible to all. Through her programs at Backyard Nature, she prioritizes affordability and inclusivity, offering pay-as-you-can pricing. Embracing a spirit of community support, those interested in fostering nature education for everyone can contribute through donations.
Embarking on Learning Adventures
Maria offers an array of Learning Adventures that captivate the curious minds of families, schools, homeschooling groups, and any nature enthusiasts. From themed guided nature walks tailored to specific interests to immersive nature writing classes, she crafts experiences that resonate with each participant’s curiosity and passion for the outdoors.
Unveiling Nature’s Tapestry
Maria’s thematic guided nature walks are an invitation to explore the mysteries of Western Pennsylvania’s diverse ecology. Whether it’s birds, mammals, plants, or even the subtle hints left behind by nature like tracks and scat, each excursion promises a personalized journey complemented by engaging take-home elements.
Crafting Stories in Nature’s Embrace
The Nature Writing Class curated by Maria serves as a gateway to weaving narratives inspired by the natural world. These classes, available virtually or in-person, introduce participants to storytelling elements, writing mechanics, and the art of research, all while fostering a deeper connection with nature.
An Eclectic Curriculum
Backyard Nature’s curriculum spans a wide spectrum, from the foundational exploration of Pennsylvania’s wildlife to in-depth studies on animal behavior, ecology, climate change, and even media literacy in research. These sessions, adaptable to different age groups and interests, promise an interactive and enriching learning experience.
Embrace the Seasonal Charms
Maria’s seasonal offerings invite participants to delve into the unique wonders each time of the year presents. From unraveling the mysteries of migratory birds during fall flights to exploring the not-so-spooky side of nocturnal creatures, each seasonal session unfolds captivating narratives of nature’s adaptations and survival strategies.
Personalized Experiences
Beyond structured programs, Maria welcomes custom experiences, be it science tutoring or planning nature-themed birthday parties. Her dedication to personalized engagements underscores her commitment to fostering a deeper understanding and appreciation for the natural world.
If you’re eager to join Maria Wheeler-Dubas on an enriching journey through the wonders of nature, consider participating in her upcoming Nature Writing Class at the Steel Goat Marketplace in Penn Hills. Hosted in the Goat House, the new mini-event center, this class promises an immersive experience, allowing you to step away from screens and bask in the beauty of nature while honing your storytelling skills.
Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to explore, learn, and connect with nature alongside a dedicated educator like Maria Wheeler-Dubas. Support her mission, embrace the outdoors, and discover the enchanting world that surrounds us all.
To learn more about Maria’s classes and Backyard Nature, visit Steel Goat Marketplace or reach out directly to Maria for a personalized experience.
