by steelgoatmarket | Apr 1, 2024 | Steel Goat Market
Introducing Our Outrageously Unique Services!
At Steel Goat Marketplace, we believe that life’s quirks deserve solutions that are just as quirkyโand that’s where our band of merry mischief-makers steps in! From hilariously helpful wizards to stealthy ninjas armed with laughter, we’re here to turn your ordinary days into extraordinary adventures. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the delightful details of our April Fools’ Day extravaganza!
1. Wizard Wand Repair: Ever had your spellcasting adventures take an unexpected turn? Fear not! Our team of whimsical wizards specializes in restoring your trusty wands to their magical glory, one abracadabra at a time. Because when spells go awry, laughter is the best remedy!
2. Ninja Noise Reduction: Say goodbye to noisy neighbors and raucous parties with our stealthy solutions! Our ninja noise reduction experts guarantee to make disturbances vanish into thin airโleaving behind nothing but peace, quiet, and a few mysterious smiles.
3. Superhero Sidekick Academy: Dreaming of joining forces with your favorite superheroes? Look no further than our Superhero Sidekick Academy! From mastering dramatic entrances to perfecting witty one-liners, our training courses are designed to turn you into the ultimate wingman (or woman) for justice.
4. Fairy Godparent Matchmaking: Wishing upon a star for a little magical intervention? Your fairy godparent awaits! Our matchmaking service pairs you with the perfect whimsical companion for wishes granted with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a whole lot of laughter.
5. Sasquatch Spa Retreat: Even cryptids deserve a little pampering! Escape to our luxurious spa retreat nestled in the wilderness, where Bigfoot himself enjoys the finer things in life. From forest-inspired facials to hot stone massages, prepare to relax, rejuvenate, and maybe even spot a sasquatch or two!
6. Dragon Fire Extinguisher Service: When dragons breathe fire, we bring the chill! Our dragon fire extinguisher service specializes in extinguishing flames with speed, precision, and a hearty dose of humor. Because why fight fire with fear when you can fight it with laughter?
Join the Fun: Ready to dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme and the absurd becomes the extraordinary? Join us on this April Fools’ Day adventure and discover the magic of our outrageously unique services! Whether you’re in need of a laugh or a helping hand, we’ve got you covered.
Disclaimer: While our services may sound too good to be true, rest assured that our commitment to spreading joy and laughter is as real as it gets. Happy April Fools’ Day, dear friendsโmay your pranks be plentiful and your laughter contagious!
by steelgoatmarket | Jan 11, 2024
Experience the trans-formative power of self-love at our exclusive event, “Self-Love Soul Date,” taking place at the enchanting Steel Goat Marketplace on February 14th at 8 PM.
ย Journey Inward: Embark on a profound exploration of Self-Love, self-doubt and negative self-talk, guided by energy expert Haley Jane.
ย Journaling to Heal: Engage in a transformative journaling experience where you’ll write heartfelt letters to your past selves, fostering healing and forgiveness. Reflect on your journey and embrace the power of self-love.
ย EFT Tapping: Release the energy of self-limiting beliefs through the empowering practice of Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT) tapping. Let go of what no longer serves you and make space for self-love to flourish.
ย Heart Chakra Infusion: Immerse yourself in the uplifting energy as we focus on infusing light into our heart chakras. Rediscover the love that resides within you and radiate it out to the world.
ย Sacred Sounds: Elevate your experience with the healing power of sacred sounds, creating a harmonious atmosphere that resonates with the essence of self-love. Gong, crystal singing bowls and more will be expressing their melodies through expert Sound Healer, Haley.
ย Cacao Ceremony: Join us in a sacred cacao ceremony, a ritual that connects mind, body, and spirit. Allow the heart-opening properties of cacao to enhance your journey toward self-love.
ย Red Light Therapy: Immerse yourself in the rejuvenating benefits of red light therapy. Experience a holistic approach to wellness as the therapeutic light enhances your physical and mental well-being, promoting relaxation and self-care.
This Valentine’s Day, treat yourself to a unique and soul-nurturing evening at “Self-Love Soul Date.” Limited tickets are available, so secure your spot now for an unforgettable celebration of self-discovery, love, and the therapeutic power of connecting with your heart.
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to create a deeper connection with yourself and let go of unwanted BS.
Purchase your tickets today and embrace the love within.
This event is for individuals and couples.
Bring a yoga mat!!
Purchase Tickets CLICK HERE
๐ Meet Haley Jane:
โจ Quantum Human Design Specialist: Unveiling the mysteries of individual design for transformative insights.
๐ต Sound Healing Practitioner: Harnessing the power of sound to guide the soul on a journey of healing and elevation.
๐ Moonologist: Navigating the mystical phases of the moon for intuitive wisdom and divine connection.
๐ EFT Practitioner (Emotional Freedom Technique): Tapping into the energy meridians for emotional release and empowerment.
๐ Reiki Practitioner: Channeling universal life force energy for holistic healing and balance.
๐ Light Language Channel: Communicating with the language of the soul and higher realms.
โก Astrologist: Decoding the celestial blueprint for insights into the cosmic dance of the stars.
๐ฎ Intuitive Healer: Bridging the spiritual and material realms for profound healing experiences.
๐ Empath: Sensing and understanding the emotions and energies of others with depth and compassion.
๐ Psychic/Clairvoyant: Tapping into the unseen realms for intuitive guidance and foresight.
๐ค๏ธ Energy Navigator: Guiding individuals through the intricate paths of their energetic landscape.
๐ Quantum Business Builder: Merging intuitive wisdom with practical strategies for conscious and successful ventures. With a profound ability to feel, receive, and download solutions, creativity, and healing sounds, Haley Jane is a conduit for galactic guidance.
Having mastered the art of manifestation through diligent study, experimentation, and consistent energy work, Haley declares, โI MANIFEST WITH MAGIC!โย
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