by steelgoatmarket | Apr 1, 2024 | Steel Goat Market
Introducing Our Outrageously Unique Services!
At Steel Goat Marketplace, we believe that life’s quirks deserve solutions that are just as quirky—and that’s where our band of merry mischief-makers steps in! From hilariously helpful wizards to stealthy ninjas armed with laughter, we’re here to turn your ordinary days into extraordinary adventures. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the delightful details of our April Fools’ Day extravaganza!
1. Wizard Wand Repair: Ever had your spellcasting adventures take an unexpected turn? Fear not! Our team of whimsical wizards specializes in restoring your trusty wands to their magical glory, one abracadabra at a time. Because when spells go awry, laughter is the best remedy!
2. Ninja Noise Reduction: Say goodbye to noisy neighbors and raucous parties with our stealthy solutions! Our ninja noise reduction experts guarantee to make disturbances vanish into thin air—leaving behind nothing but peace, quiet, and a few mysterious smiles.
3. Superhero Sidekick Academy: Dreaming of joining forces with your favorite superheroes? Look no further than our Superhero Sidekick Academy! From mastering dramatic entrances to perfecting witty one-liners, our training courses are designed to turn you into the ultimate wingman (or woman) for justice.
4. Fairy Godparent Matchmaking: Wishing upon a star for a little magical intervention? Your fairy godparent awaits! Our matchmaking service pairs you with the perfect whimsical companion for wishes granted with a sprinkle of fairy dust and a whole lot of laughter.
5. Sasquatch Spa Retreat: Even cryptids deserve a little pampering! Escape to our luxurious spa retreat nestled in the wilderness, where Bigfoot himself enjoys the finer things in life. From forest-inspired facials to hot stone massages, prepare to relax, rejuvenate, and maybe even spot a sasquatch or two!
6. Dragon Fire Extinguisher Service: When dragons breathe fire, we bring the chill! Our dragon fire extinguisher service specializes in extinguishing flames with speed, precision, and a hearty dose of humor. Because why fight fire with fear when you can fight it with laughter?
Join the Fun: Ready to dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme and the absurd becomes the extraordinary? Join us on this April Fools’ Day adventure and discover the magic of our outrageously unique services! Whether you’re in need of a laugh or a helping hand, we’ve got you covered.
Disclaimer: While our services may sound too good to be true, rest assured that our commitment to spreading joy and laughter is as real as it gets. Happy April Fools’ Day, dear friends—may your pranks be plentiful and your laughter contagious!
by steelgoatmarket | Feb 9, 2024
Greetings, Neighbors and Friends!
Exciting news from the Steel Goat Marketplace – we’re thrilled to announce the return of our vibrant open-air market, now in its second year running every Sunday, and we’re still calling it “Sell What You Go(a)t”! Wondering about the name? It’s simple – it’s all about you and whatever treasures you’re eager to share with the community!
Have you recently cleared out your garage? Sell WITH US! Left with surplus from a house sale? SELL WITH US! Overflowing with creativity? SELL WITH US! And yes, even if your kids need to offload 1000 Boxes of Girl Scout cookies – SELL WITH US! Whatever you’ve got, bring it our way!
Of course, there are a few ground rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone:
No firearms, weapons, fireworks, or explosives. No hazardous materials, recalled items, or healthcare products. No animals, alcohol, tobacco, drugs, or hate items. And absolutely no illegal items, period. Space is limited, so we strongly encourage reserving your spot online – though walk-ins are welcome if space permits!
To kick things off, there’s a small $5 setup fee. Think of it like hosting your own garage sale – self-promotion is key! And speaking of setup, please note that the ground isn’t completely flat everywhere; it’s first-come, first-served for the best spots on the morning of the flea markets.
For those who’ve reserved a space, here’s what you need to know:
Proof of reservation is a must. Setup is between 8 am and 9 am. Bring your own table, chairs, and optional tent. Handle your transactions and bring change. Rain or shine, the market is on! Each reservation grants you a 10ft-by-20ft space – equivalent to two parking spaces. As for parking, you have two options:
A) Utilize both spaces for your merchandise and park your vehicle across the street (we’ll guide you).
B) Reserve one space for your vehicle and use the other to showcase your goods.
We’re eager to see the amazing items you’ll bring to “Sell What You Go(a)t”! Let’s make this second year even better, making every Sunday a delightful day at the Steel Goat Marketplace!
QUICK NOTES
- Setup Fee: As mentioned, there is a $5 setup fee for vendors. This fee helps cover administrative costs and ensures commitment from vendors.
- Online Registration: All vendors must register online in advance to secure their spot. This helps organizers plan for space allocation and ensures a smooth setup process.
- Space Allocation: Spaces will be allocated on a first-come, first-served basis on the day of the flea market. Vendors who have registered online will have priority placement, but exact locations within the market area will be assigned based on arrival time.
- Setup Time: Please note that setup time is strictly allocated from 8 am to 9 am. This window allows for efficient organization and ensures a prompt commencement of the flea market activities. Thank you for your cooperation.
- Clean-Up: Vendors are responsible for cleaning up their stall area at the end of the flea market. This includes disposing of any trash generated during the event and leaving the space in the same condition as they found it.
- Compliance with Regulations: Vendors must comply with all local laws, regulations, and health codes. This includes obtaining any necessary permits or licenses for selling certain items and adhering to safety standards.
- Prohibited Items: No firearms, weapons, fireworks, or explosives. No hazardous materials, recalled items, or healthcare products. No animals, alcohol, tobacco, drugs, or hate items
- Code of Conduct: Vendors are expected to conduct themselves professionally and respectfully towards fellow vendors, customers, and event staff. Any disruptive or inappropriate behavior may result in expulsion from the flea market.
- Sales Transactions: Vendors are responsible for handling their own sales transactions, including providing change and managing cash transactions securely. You are encouraged to bring a cash box or payment processing device can help facilitate smooth transactions.
- Weather Policy: Attention All Participants: Our event is scheduled rain or shine, emphasizing the resilience of our vibrant marketplace community. We strongly encourage vendors to come prepared with tents to ensure their comfort and the continuity of our festivities regardless of the weather conditions. Please be advised that there will be NO refunds for inclement weather.
