Secret Services!

Introducing our uniquely versatile range of services—where solving life’s quirks is as serious as it is side-splittingly funny. From the meticulous craft of Wizard Wand Repair to the stealthy solutions of Ninja Noise Reduction, our team approaches every challenge with a blend of precision and humor. Need a sidekick for your superheroic escapades or a fairy godparent to sprinkle magic into your mundane? Consider it done! And when dragons ignite or zombies come knocking, rest assured our seasoned experts will handle it with a wink and a chuckle. Life’s unpredictable twists are no match for our brand of professionalism and hilarity. Join us as we navigate the unexpected with a smile, turning the absurd into the extraordinary, one laugh at a time

Pirate Plunderers

Avast ye! Lost yer loot on the high seas? Our crew of eye-patched plunder recovery experts, aided by trusty parrot assistants, will scour the waves to reclaim yer treasure faster than ye can say ‘aye, aye, captain’! Ready yer sails and let’s set course for a plunder recovery adventure like no other! Arrr!

Wizard Wand Repair

Oh, snap! Did your wand just misfire a spell? Don’t panic! Our on-call wand repair service specializes in fixing magical mishaps in a flash. With a touch of magic and a sprinkle of expertise, we’ll have your wand back in action quicker than you can say ‘abracadabra’! Because even the most powerful wizards need a little help now and then

Superhero Sidekick Academy

Calling all aspiring sidekicks! Are you ready to step into the spotlight alongside your favorite superheroes? At our academy, we offer comprehensive training courses designed to turn you into the ultimate superhero sidekick. From mastering dramatic entrances to crafting witty one-liners, our expert instructors will teach you everything you need to know to be the perfect wingman (or woman) for justice! Get ready to unleash your inner hero and join the ranks of sidekick sensations!

Ninja Noise Reduction

Shhh… Hear that? Neither do we! If noisy neighbors or loud parties are disrupting your peace, fear not! Our ninja noise reduction service specializes in stealthy solutions that make disturbances vanish without a trace. Using ancient techniques and modern methods, we’ll restore tranquility to your surroundings faster than you can say ‘silent but deadly.’ Say goodbye to noise pollution and hello to serenity, ninja-style!

Sorcerer's Stone Soup Kitchen

Step into a realm where culinary magic meets gastronomic delight! Welcome to the Sorcerer’s Stone Soup Kitchen, where every dish is a masterpiece crafted with a touch of alchemy and a sprinkle of enchantment. From savory spells to sweet sorcery, our mystical eatery promises a dining experience like no other. Prepare to tantalize your taste buds and awaken your senses with every bite. After all, who needs ordinary when you can dine in a world of wonder?

Unicorn Grooming Services

Unicorns: the epitome of grace, beauty, and magic. But even these majestic creatures need a little grooming now and then! At our grooming services, we cater exclusively to the magical needs of unicorns, ensuring they look and feel their best at all times. From horn polishing to rainbow mane styling, our expert groomers will pamper your unicorn with care and precision. Because when it comes to unicorns, only the best will do!

Time Travel Tourism Agency

Embark on the adventure of a lifetime with our Time Travel Tourism Agency! Journey to historical epochs and future worlds with our expert guides leading the way. Whether you’re exploring ancient civilizations or venturing into the unknown, our certified time-traveling guides ensure a memorable experience every step of the way. Get ready to make history—and maybe even change it—on an epic journey through time!

Alien Communication Consulting

Lost in translation with extraterrestrials? Don’t panic! Our consulting services specialize in decoding cosmic messages and navigating intergalactic misunderstandings with a cosmic sense of humor. Whether you’re receiving transmissions from distant galaxies or encountering alien life forms for the first time, our team of experts is here to help. With a blend of scientific expertise and a dash of whimsy, we’ll ensure that communication breakdowns are a thing of the past. Beam us up and let’s make contact!

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Training

“Brace yourselves… the zombie apocalypse is coming! But fear not, for our survival training seminars are here to prepare you for the inevitable undead uprising. From practical survival skills to strategic tactics, our expert instructors will equip you with the knowledge and tools you need to outsmart the shambling hordes and emerge victorious. Because when it comes to zombies, it’s better to be prepared than to be dinner!

Fairy Godparent Matchmaking

Wish upon a star and let the magic begin! Our matchmaking service specializes in connecting individuals in need of a little magical intervention with their very own fairy godparent. Whether you’re dreaming of true love, seeking adventure, or simply in need of a little whimsy in your life, our team of matchmakers will pair you with the perfect fairy godparent for wishes granted with a magical twist. So wave your wand and make your dreams come true—because with a fairy godparent by your side, anything is possible!

Sasquatch Spa Retreat

Nestled deep in the heart of the wilderness lies a sanctuary like no other: the Sasquatch Spa Retreat. Here, even cryptids deserve a little pampering! Escape the hustle and bustle of everyday life and immerse yourself in luxury surrounded by nature’s beauty. From hot stone massages to forest-inspired facials, our spa treatments are designed to rejuvenate the body, soothe the soul, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Bigfoot himself! So why wait? Treat yourself to an unforgettable spa experience and discover the magic of the Sasquatch Spa Retreat today!

Dragon Fire Extinguisher Service

Facing a fiery predicament courtesy of a dragon? Fear not! Our Dragon Fire Extinguisher Service specializes in extinguishing dragon-related fires with speed and precision. With certified dragon tamers on call 24/7, we guarantee a swift and scorch-free resolution to your fiery dilemma. From small sparks to raging infernos, no dragon fire is too hot for our team to handle. So sit back, relax, and let us handle the heat—because when dragons breathe fire, we bring the chill!.


200 Jefferson Road
Pittsburgh, PA 15235



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Sun: 11:00AM-4:00PM
Mon: Closed